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Wed
01
20:00 - 23:00
OH HELL! Learn, Play & Win!
Wed
01
March
20:00 - 23:00
OH HELL! Learn, Play & Win!
Showmasters Roelien en Liza zijn terug naar overweldigend fan mails. Kom spelen bij de play date in Maart!
Thu
02
17:00 - 22:00
Thu
02
March
17:00 - 22:00
Fri
03
22:00 - 03:00
Big get2gether! Bring your friends to celebrate and dance with our friends&fam
Fri
03
March
22:00 - 03:00
Big get2gether! Bring your friends to celebrate and dance with our friends&fam
Line-up:
Hayrettin, Essi, Folake, Prodbypatchwork
The definition of Jiā Lǐ is home, and that is exactly what this party provides. A night out where young creatives from Amsterdam can come together to have a good time with familiar faces and new company. By inviting everybody into our ”home”, we would like to pass through the experience of enjoying and celebrating each other. There is no place like home, so let us spread the love and vibes like one big family.
Sat
04
17:00 - 03:00
It’s a party for parting ways. To endings and beginnings.
Sat
04
March
17:00 - 03:00
It’s a party for parting ways. To endings and beginnings.
5pm to 10pm exhibition time / 10pm - 3pm party time
Exhibition curated by Cecilia Pignocchi. A farewell to a collection or combination of various things; like friends and artwork. It’s a party for parting ways. To endings and beginnings.
Sun
05
20:00 - 01:00
SMKY5713, ODLAV, MA-GO, HABIBI GUNS & GIANNIPHY
Sun
05
March
20:00 - 01:00
SMKY5713, ODLAV, MA-GO, HABIBI GUNS & GIANNIPHY
A releaseparty among other things but mostly a gathering of people that are down to have fun regardless of the day of the week
Mon
06
Tue
07
Wed
08
17:00 - 20:00
DREAMING of VAKANTIELAND
Wed
08
March
17:00 - 20:00
DREAMING of VAKANTIELAND
Just a regulair hysterical café night
Thu
09
17:00 - 20:00
Aldus, CAFÉ SEXYLAND
Thu
09
March
17:00 - 20:00
Aldus, CAFÉ SEXYLAND
Drink, praat en ontmoet elkaar. Super SEXYLAND op z’n leukst!
Fri
10
17:00 - 22:00
Five young outsiders (for now) artists will show their work after going through a process on creative entrepreneurship.
Fri
10
March
17:00 - 22:00
Five young outsiders (for now) artists will show their work after going through a process on creative entrepreneurship.
Artists: Ariya Razmjou, Enza Di Lecce, Nesreen Alfaroukh, Tasha Arlova, Oud player: Ammar Taher
Join our twilight Pyjama Art Party! Instead of admiring art in the formal setting of galleries and art fairs, meet us in the middle of our process, where the art is still stewing and bubbling before settling in. Five young outsiders (for now) artists will show their work after going through a process on creative entrepreneurship. They are looking for themselves, as a brand, as an artist, as a person. Meet us as we are, for art & lullabies, pillow talk and poetry, milk and cookies in the twilight zone. Dress code: pyjama chic. This is an event by The World Makers, www.theworldmakers.org
22:00 - 03:00
BACK 4 MORE
Fri
10
March
22:00 - 03:00
BACK 4 MORE
More information and line up will follow shortly
Sat
11
15:00 - 03:00
Vulvas are Vivacious - Let’s celebrate the Vulva
Sat
11
March
15:00 - 03:00
Vulvas are Vivacious - Let’s celebrate the Vulva
Join the art market and explore the beauty and uniqueness of the vulva
through a diverse collection of vulva-themed art created by artists.
The main program starts at 20.00 and costs 15 euros, but entrance to the art market is free.
15:00 - 18.00 Vulva art Market
A place for all to update their collection of Vulva art! Come and meet all the wonderful creators!
15:00 - 16:00 Films by Esmay van Loenen and Ellen Moore
In 2022, artist Esmay van Loenen interviewed her friends about their relationships with their vulvas, with the aim of opening up a conversation on this topic. Unfortunately, the topic of the vulva is still taboo in our society. Esmay struggled with her own relationship with her vulva for a long time, as she felt that her inner labia were too large and abnormal. However, by discussing and exploring her own vulva, she was able to develop a healthier relationship and a greater sense of connection with her body. Her hope is to share these stories with the world, to help break down the barriers and stigma around this important topic.
Hitting The Streets London: The Period Experiment
With the Slut Show special Hitting The Streets the crew goes out on the streets all over the world, to ask the crowd about any and all things sex and feminism.
From masturbating, to watching porn and from anal, to threesomes – we are here to open up conversations that are generally steered away from.
The Period Experiment did exactly what they hoped it would: it stirred up a conversation about shame, taboo and menstruation.
Bringing to light the poignant truth: menstruating is still widely perceived as something embarrassing.
16:00 - 17:00 Sexy pub quiz by Willie Homeparty
Join us for the ultimate Sexy Pub Quiz and find out which team reigns supreme in the bedroom!
Round up your most daring and adventurous friends, come up with a team name that screams “we know what we’re doing”, and get ready to tackle 30 sizzling hot questions about positions and sexy music.
But wait, there’s more! We’ll be doing three rounds of steamy trivia, and the winning team will take home a prize that will leave them feeling hotter than a jalapeño pepper.
So what are you waiting for? Gather your squad, polish your knowledge on sexy matters, and get ready to rock the Sexy Pub Quiz!
15:00 - 18:30 Vulva expo
Visit the expo room De Hallen to see Vulva artwork by Mandy, Madeleine, Esmay and Farah!
20:00 - Seksuologen met Twee
Listen to Anne and Leila from Seksuologen met Twee share their wisdom about Vulva! Ask the questions you always wanted to ask and get inspired by the power of Vulva.
20:25 - Story by Soula
Listen to a wonderful storyteller Soula
20:45 - Burlesque performance by Bustie Latish
Watch a wonderful performance that incorporates elements of comedy, satire, and parody, as well as dance and striptease.
21:00 - Break
21:15 Story by Irina
By Irina, she will tell a story about Vulva representation in folk stories
21:35 Guestspeaker Mila Vanilla
Listen to Mila Vanilla who will tell us about her activism and her efforts towards inclusive porn
21:50 Burlesque by Flora Gattina & Dark Salty Coco
Flora Gattina & Dark Salty Coco, combined their burlesque energies and creativity in a brand new double act, inspired by the Goddesses Aphrodite, Baubo and Lilith.
Aphrodite is the Goddess of sexual love, passion and beauty. Her power is to provoke desire and stir up feelings of passion in both mortals and God’s. As she pleases. The Vulvanic Goddess Baubo. She’s fun-loving, bawdy, jesting, yet very very wise. Her image is of a curious little woman who has no head, but nipples for eyes and her vulva as her mouth, spews dirty jokes, makes us laugh and by doing so lifts up emotional tension that may imprison us. Litith, Serpent Goddes of Sexuality & Transformation, (dark) wisdom, mysteries, transformational love, challenges, magic, death and rebirth, spiritual initiation. She tends to teach through riddles, making it so that we must think and discover lessons instead of simply having answers handed to us; in order to gain true happiness, beauty, and wisdom, we must suffer first and overcome it.
With their performance they will guide you through their celebration of mature Womanhood. If you’ve seen them performing before, you know you can expect teasing, beauty and lots of humor, big sparkly costumes and surprising reveals. Enjoy Viva Baubo!
22:00 Break
22:15 Boys won’t be boys!
Watch a wonderful performance by Guus from Boys won’t be Boys about being a trans man, while having a vulva and perhaps wanting to become pregnant one day.
22:30 Drag performances by Aryelle Freeman Hopelezz and Bebe Berat Bebek
Let Aryelle Freeman Hopelezz and Bebe Berat Bebek take your breath away with their magnificent drag performances
22:45 Burlesque by Wini Di
“Hot”
What does a woman do when it is hot?
Nothing is allowed out…
A woman is not allowed to show her naked body and especially NO nipples!!!
What now?
23:00 Break
23:15 Vulva costume show and ceremony!
This is the moment!
glorious moment where we will all celebrate The strength of Pussy. Be a pussy! #PussyPride
Confetti and sweets and wonderful Vulva costume show by super talented Romy & Yelappa!
23:30 Dance your night away!
Let DJ Willa and DJ Nata Babaju spoil you with their pop-dance-urban and deephouse music! Dance like there is no tomorrow.
Vulvas are Vivacious - Let’s celebrate the Vulva
Do you have a vulva? Do you aspire to have a vulva? Maybe you love your partner’s vulva?
Maybe you are just a huge fan of the VULVA!
Join us to experience art, crafts, music and stories inspired by the Vulva and party!
Some of us link shame and anxiety to talking openly about the VULVA! Well, that does not need to be the case anymore - we are here to celebrate the magnificent bundle of nerves and flesh that is the delicious, the vivacious, the fantastic VULVA! Join this movement and diminish your fear - banish your demons and make peace with the beautiful vulva! In fact make friends with the VULVA
Of course, the Vulva also has an established connection across endless stories and cultures to childbirth, sex, menstruation and women. In many languages, the word pussy is still an offensive slur and a curse word, it is associated with weakness, cowardice and filth. But the Vulva is more than that!
“Don’t be a pussy” - Why not? Be a pussy, it’s a magnificent piece of work, the gateway to life itself! “We Say, Do be a Pussy - as often as possible!” #PussyPride
Look at Pussy Riot, who took the word pussy and reclaimed it as a force of rebellion across Russia - Pussy Riot - the rebellion captured a global imagination and now it’s time for the vulva to rise and be celebrated too!
Join us on March 11th and celebrate Vulva diversity and the moment when the word pussy no longer stands for weakness.
Viva la Vulva!
Follow @vivalavulvafestival on Instagram for the full program
Sun
12
19:00 - 23:00
De lat ligt laag, het enthousiasme is hoog!
Sun
12
March
19:00 - 23:00
De lat ligt laag, het enthousiasme is hoog!
Time 19:00. Show 20:00
Altijd lol met café snol. Wij zijn weer terug voor een sing along entertainment night in sexyland. Laat u aan de hand nemen door Erin & Jordi tijdens deze Uber gezellige zondag avond.
Mon
13
Tue
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Wed
15
17:00 - 20:00
Emergency Voting Advice Station
Wed
15
March
17:00 - 20:00
Emergency Voting Advice Station
You do believe in having the right to vote, but are unsure as to whether it really will make a difference. It does. Make your voice heard during the Netherlands’ 2023 provincial and water board elections on the 15th of March.
Are you postponing the whole voting shebang? We will encourage you to grab that red pencil and fill in that ballot paper through our ‘Emergency Voting Advice Station’. Swing by for a drink afterwards to cope with your crippling ESD (Election Stress Disorder, yes, it’s a real thing). Want to stay updated at all time? NOS Live will be projected on a beamer.
SEXYLAND is an art project, a conceptual club with room for experimentation; a place where all kinds of ideas can get a stage.
So if you have a good idea email: programma@sexyland.world
Thu
16
17:00 - 20:00
Radical Encounters Soiree
Thu
16
March
17:00 - 20:00
Radical Encounters Soiree
Come and sit with us for a face-to-face meet up during our Radical Encounters soiree. You’ll receive questioning liquid drink advice on practically anything in life, you chat with some artistically-minded people, you daydream about new adventures with your dog, you leave.
SEXYLAND is an art project, a conceptual club with room for experimentation; a place where all kinds of ideas can get a stage.
So if you have a good idea email: programma@sexyland.world
Fri
17
22:00 - 03:00
Welcome to our favourite space in the house - Amapiano, Afrobeats, Hip-Hop, Funk, Soul, R&B
Fri
17
March
22:00 - 03:00
Welcome to our favourite space in the house - Amapiano, Afrobeats, Hip-Hop, Funk, Soul, R&B
It’s where we come together to jive to tunes from Amapiano, Afrobeats, Hip-Hop, Funk, Soul, and R&B. Anything and everything that gets us movin’. It’s our space to get down to whatever feels good, meet new faces, forge new dance memories, and create good vibes with sets from Aki Kawasaki, Alain, Cees, Godsendo, and more surprises to come.
We shed light on Black creators, innovators, and thinkers who are shaping the culture. A night where people of Afro descent are given the opportunity to expose their craft to the masses but also are given the chance to create, get inspired, and mingle with like-minded individuals in a safe space.
TIMETABLE
22:00 AKI KAWASAKI
23:00 ALAIN
00:00 CEES
01:00 SVBRINA
02:00 GODSENDO
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend Warm-up Sessions
Fri
17
March
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend Warm-up Sessions
Kick-start your weekend at Order Sichuan with our weekly Weekend Warm-up Sessions!
Sat
18
17:00 - 03:00
‘No Mercy In The Name Of Radical Change. Finally_’ by Anne Levine
Sat
18
March
17:00 - 03:00
‘No Mercy In The Name Of Radical Change. Finally_’ by Anne Levine
Come dance and celebrate the contemporary visual art by Anne Levine. ‘No Mercy In The Name Of Radical Change. Finally_’ — Anne Levine.
22:00 - 03:00
Tunes by Yush, Supa, Bonn, Open Mic and DJ sets
Sat
18
March
22:00 - 03:00
Tunes by Yush, Supa, Bonn, Open Mic and DJ sets
Oldskool friends getting together for a night full of pure nostalgia and funky grooves. Tunes by Yush, Supa, Bonn, Open Mic and DJ sets (45+ en 45-, be welcome)
Sun
19
19:00 - 23:00
For Pro’s & Bimbo’s; join the Double D Glamour Tournament. Learn, play & win!
Sun
19
March
19:00 - 23:00
For Pro’s & Bimbo’s; join the Double D Glamour Tournament. Learn, play & win!
For Pro’s & Bimbo’s; join the Double D Glamour Tournament. Learn, play & win! 19:00 tutorials by Nelly Dansen / 20:00 tournament.
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17:00 - 01:00
Wed
22
March
17:00 - 01:00
Thu
23
17:00 - 22:00
Amsterdam Night Mayor Election
Thu
23
March
17:00 - 22:00
Amsterdam Night Mayor Election
Swing by for a liquid debrief of the Amsterdam Night Mayor Election to cope with your crippling ESD (Election Stress Disorder, yes, it’s a real thing)
Fri
24
19:30 - 23:00
Salutingrome, Rêverie and Red Shades Collective
Fri
24
March
19:30 - 23:00
Salutingrome, Rêverie and Red Shades Collective
Bandgurl Presents: Red Shades Collective, Reverie and Saluting Rome. Expect versatility at its finest; from folk to punk, ambient, hip-hop, pop, and back again.
20:15 Red Shades Collective
21:15 Rêverie
22:15 Salutingrome
19:30 (doors), 20:00 - 23:00
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend warm-up with Kaan behind the decks
Fri
24
March
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend warm-up with Kaan behind the decks
Kick-start your weekend at Order Sichuan with our weekly Weekend Warm-up Sessions!
Sat
25
20:00 - 03:00
Lente Kabinet Pre Party
Sat
25
March
20:00 - 03:00
Lente Kabinet Pre Party
Sexyland Vakantieland; a camping re-enactment pre party
As a starter kit for all that is coming at Lente Kabinet we throw a pre party full of hype. From Bimbo Chess to Dress to Depress, the camping vibes will run high. With an unpredictable b2b of non-compatible bubbling legends De Schuurman, Rozaly, Gyatso, Dey.Rey, Giaderza, Chano, Sandor Dayala, Sana and Connie Komen. Mate.. it’s musically mental!
Doors open at 21:00 (come early full = full)
Sun
26
17:00 - 01:00
Exhibition and extreme party
Sun
26
March
17:00 - 01:00
Exhibition and extreme party
Barbariszm Goes Radical: appearances of Pussy Pendants & Exhibition Coincidence of Eternity. DJ-sets by Active Transport, The Biftects and Irrational Library, Metro Sergi Pau, Marynka, Performance Gogo Trash, DJ Humphrey, DJ D-Monica.
About the artist:
Barbara van Ittersum (1965) studied painting, graphic and audiovisual design before she decided to specialize herself in photography at the University for the Arts in Utrecht (HKU). She has been working as a photographer since 1987 and has held many expositions as well as doing acclaimed work for magazines and outdoor advertisements. In Barbara’s search for the underlying truth she surpasses the boundaries of conventionality and good taste which results in images of vanity and lust, cruelty and pride, fear and loneliness; a reflection of her passionate and outgoing personality. Her pictures function as a mirror for others as well and because of her impulsive view of life associations concerning happenings from daily life are put into a different perspective. Van Ittersum’s work has been frequently exhibited over the last few decades. Breakthrough exhibitions at the Palais de Tokyo in Paris and the Clair Obscure Gallery in Los Angeles (2005) gave her artistic language a multifarious signature. Todd David Schwarts, at the time art critic for CBS Radio in the United States, describes Van Ittersum in those years as one of the most talented avant-garde photographers in the world.
Mon
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Wed
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19:00 - 23:00
Oh hell!
Wed
29
March
19:00 - 23:00
Oh hell!
Bring your MVP to the Salmari infused Boerenbridge XXL Oh Hell. No cheating! Hosts Liza & Roelien will guide you through the evening.
Sign up via jordi@sexyland.world to reserve your spot.
Thu
30
19:00 - 01:00
Presented by Joost De Host and DJ Je Moeder
Thu
30
March
19:00 - 01:00
Presented by Joost De Host and DJ Je Moeder
It’s massive, it’s musical, it’s bingo! No one can stand to lose, so this will be a blissful evening as you can imagine. Join us for the Massive Musical Bingo Show, presented in a (very) rousing way by Joost de Host en DJ Je Moeder. Now, all together: BINGO!
Doors open: 19:00
Bingo starts: 20:00
Fri
31
20:00 - 03:00
‘A playful and sexy night for all’
Fri
31
March
20:00 - 03:00
‘A playful and sexy night for all’
A sexy night for everyone, with an emphasis on making fun connections in a safe environment to (possibly) engage in sexual interaction - for a minute, an hour, a night or a year. Together, feeling what you feel. During Lekkerbekken different DJ’s will be playing sexy tunes (disco/soul/deephouse), because what is a better way to connect to each other than on the dancefloor? Next to this, we will make sure to facilitate meeting other like-minded people in a fun and playful manner.
About:
FEEL is here to create an open-minded space in the Amsterdam nightlife, for people who want to expand their sexual palette in a place where gender and sexual orientation do not play a role. We plead for a space where sexual orientation is welcome, in whatever form. And where sexual focus is the common denominator, of course always in a playful, safe and consensual manner. Many existing spaces are specifically hetero or queer oriented, or have a strong niche focus. Oftentimes these do not feel very inclusive. We want to be the place where sexuality is shared beyond the narrow margins of flat machismo porn fantasies. We don’t want to break down boxes, for us there are no boxes. We believe our space should truly be open to anyone, regardless of their sexual orientation.
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend warm-up with Kelvin Junior behind the decks
Fri
31
March
20:00 - 00:00
Weekend warm-up with Kelvin Junior behind the decks
Kick-start your weekend at Order Sichuan with our weekly Weekend Warm-up Sessions!
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